A Felons Convention With a Press Secretary and a Golf Cart"

Friends, words matter. And after 16 months of this dumpster fire wearing a suit and tie, it's time we stopped using polite words for impolite people.

Stop calling it an "administration." That word implies governing. These people aren't governing. They're looting with better lighting. Call it what it is.... a regime.

And what a regime it is....

A federal judge appointed by GEORGE W. BUSH.... a Republican.... found that ICE violated approximately 200 court orders in Minnesota alone in January 2026. Two hundred. One month. One state. Some federal agencies haven't broken that many rules in their ENTIRE EXISTENCE. ICE shattered the record like it was a personal fitness goal and then posted about it on Instagram.

The regime's response? Demand the judge's impeachment. Because when you're breaking laws at Olympic pace, the obvious problem is the scoreboard.

This regime has usurped Congress's war powers, tariff powers and spending powers. It silences universities, terrorizes law firms and treats the free press like an ex that won't stop texting. It's not governing America.... it's auditioning to be North Korea with better hair.

Now about the word "president."

No. Absolutely not. Stop it right now.

Putting "President" before this man's name is an insult to every president who ever held the office, including the bad ones, and there were some real doozies. He is not a president. He's an authoritarian in a red hat who discovered the White House comes with a pardon pen and immediately started using it like a Buy One Get One coupon at a felons convention.

Speaking of pardons.... he handed them out to nursing home fraudsters, a Honduran president who smuggled 400 TONS of cocaine into the United States, and the January 6 mob who beat police officers with American flags.

Four. Hundred. Tons.

That's not a drug deal. That's a drug CONTINENT. Pardoned. Forgiven. Have a great day sir. Next!

He illegally fired over 300,000 career civil servants. Then fired the inspectors general whose ENTIRE JOB was to catch people exactly like him. It's like firing the smoke detectors and then wondering why the house smells funny.

He punishes whistleblowers. Sends troops into Democratic cities. Persecutes political opponents openly.... not secretly, not subtly.... OPENLY. Like a man who just discovered that nobody can actually stop him and decided to make it everyone's problem.

And the money machine? Running beautifully, thank you for asking.

He's suing the IRS for $10 billion and negotiating the settlement with his OWN Justice Department, which is reportedly offering to drop future audits of Trump, his family and his businesses entirely. He is simultaneously the plaintiff, the defendant, the judge and the jury.

Lady Justice didn't just take off her blindfold.... she left the building entirely and is currently in witness protection.

He's promoting his family crypto business from the Oval Office. Foreign governments are showering him with gifts, and he's not even pretending to look embarrassed. a Custom Jet from QATAR --- $488 MILLION! And it goes to the "Trump Library" when he leaves ... Meaning it's Donald Trump's new JET.

At this point, the emoluments clause isn't being violated.... it's being waterboarded.

Now the part that should make every American's blood run cold because it stopped being funny about 14 months ago....

In 16 months, immigration agents have shot or killed 16 people, including THREE U.S. citizens. Thirty-two people died in ICE custody last year alone.... more than the previous 20 years COMBINED. People SUSPECTED of being undocumented are being grabbed off streets by masked, armed agents with no hearing, no lawyer and no due process. People SUSPECTED of drug smuggling are being killed by the U.S. military in international waters in violation of international law.

Suspected. Not convicted. Not charged. SUSPECTED.

The true measure of a president isn't how much power he grabs, how many enemies he makes or how many pardons he hands out at the felony discount window. It's how much better off the American people are and how much stronger our democracy becomes.

By those measures this isn't just a failed presidency.

It's a catastrophe with a golf handicap, a spray tan and a pardon pen that's running out of ink.

Call it what it is. A lawless regime run by an authoritarian who confused the presidency with a monarchy, the Constitution with a suggestion box and the American people with an audience that can't change the channel.

Words matter.

Use the right ones.